Trending Kiss My Country Ass Notebooks

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

I'll show you my final form! hhhhHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - hold on i'm almost there - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. HNNGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - just a few more seconds I swear.

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

I think you should just go for it. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, baby! Get ready to kick the day's ass with this awesome vintage tattoo inspired tiger design.

Show off your love for the holidays, the worst Christmas song ever and your favorite super fast blue ring collecting hedgehog with this funny holiday parody sonic, 12 days of Christmas shirt!

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

Pumpkin spice is it. It is what makes coffee, latte, or espresso the best drink on the planet. So this autumn and fall I chose to make pumpkin spice lattes my spice of life. Pumpkin spice is the one and only so grab this awesome pumpkin spice t shirt and drown in the most delicious stuff in the world.

Relaxing, in my lane, chilling. You know, just trying to survive the world crumbling around me. What else can one do?

Just a snake cowboy, herdin' up them rats and slitherin down those ol' country roads. Rootin Tootin Snootin Boopin.

Swiftly to the polls! Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, My Rights are not a game!

Oh, don't mind me, I'm just one step ahead of disaster. Not my fault that it follows me everywhere I go!! The perfect design for fans of Mothman and the Little Miss Memes!

Down here we settle our disputes with a good ol' duel! On 3...2...1... spit! Enjoy some good ol' rootin tootin' spittin' spootin' fun with this adorable y'allpaca design! y'all cowboy cowboy alpaca alpaca llama alpacas alpaca gift alpaca lovers alpaca pun puns animal puns cowboy puns southern country country puns country jokes.

All I do is eat eat eat no matter what, got food on my mind I can never get enough. Always hungry.

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this funny, "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

You can't spell "studying" without "dying". Embrace the sweet kiss of eternity that is your semester's homework with this funny and grim studying design! Perfect for making light of a heavy workload. studying school college freshmen senior sophomore junior study hall homework college jokes college humor student student humor highschool school jokes teacher teaching science s.t.e.m.

Seriously, I'm at my limit. :) Express your overwhelmed, life feelings with this funny, "I'm At My Limit" cute kitten drawing!

I am unbothered, moisturized, happy, in my lane, focused and flourishing! Check all of the above! Show off your positive vibes with this affirming and uplifting checklist design.

The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.

Rise and shine my dudes! Breakfast is the grooviest meal of the day you know. Show off your love for some bacon and eggs and rise early with this groovy, smiley face design.

Donut be jelly of my sufganiyots! Celebrate the days of Hanukkah with your favorite jelly donut Hanukkah treat! Show off your love for sufganiyots with this cute Hanukkah, sufganiyots pun design!

Man, life isn't fair. I just want to stay home and watch anime. Why can't I get paid to do that instead of going to my boring, lame, anime-less job!

Everybody around you be saying what their role is. But you? Nah, you're just at your F***ing limit.

Trick or treat and halloween has never been so honkin' adorable! honk or treat, smell my feet, give me some seed to eat. If you don't, i'll bite your ankles.

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

When will my reflection show... who I am... outside. Get it? Because vampires don't have reflections. Anyways, enjoy this vintage take on an iconic lyric line that happens to apply to vampires too!

Ain't no sleep for the wicked... or me. I'm not wicked or anything I'm just a college student. Look, just let me have my coffee, it's all I have!!

I'm going through a phase, but also waiting for my glow up! Show off your glow up and different phases with this cute and sassy, moon phase notebook design!

Let's go librarians! Show off your support for liberation movements while being a kick ass librarian with this, "Librarians For Liberation" ribbon text and book design.

Let's go librarians! Show off your support for liberation movements while being a kick ass librarian with this, "Librarians For Liberation" ribbon text and book design.